Coffee Pot!
Afghan Hound!
I'm Batman!
Two Notes!
See, most people do not find these things funny. That's okay. I've come to accept this. I'm afraid, however, that I've passed my funny gene to Ben.
Before bed, he called me back to his room because he needed to tell me a joke.
He says, "Mama, do you know who's goofy?"
"Who?" I ask.
His reply: "Goofy, you know the guy goofy? He's goofy!"
Hi-Larious.